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myrmepropagandist17h ago
Some of the Lesser US War Department Budget Items Included: Lobster Tails $7,000,000 King Crab $2,000,000 After the meals, the table is always a mess with these kinds of foods. There is something more visceral about eating an animal that you need to tear apart with your hands. The warriors must feast and remind themselves they are warriors. And of course we should pay for this, after all these are the men who keep us all safe and they have so much to be proud of and celebrate in their work.
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00bcb4f…ec775917h ago
Real men bomb schoolgirls and sink unarmed ships™
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myrmepropagandist11h ago
OMG I suppose this would be obvious to some of you but I just realized this is why they think it’s so “easy” to cut a government budget. They assume someone somewhere must be eating lobster and then cut that. Poor Elon.
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7709e68…07b28a11h ago
1,000€ rent 250€ electricity 32,500€ avocado toast Typical monthly payments.
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peachfront11h ago
the thing i never understood about avocado toast is it seems like the kind of thing you would eat because you can't afford the real food in the restaurant... it feels like a certain segment of society thinks that ordinary people should not be allowed to eat anything at all...
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Aa6b182…bc24809h ago
It's partially because before the Avocado Toast claims to save on money, people thought avocados were rarer and expensive. Basically, it was thought to be the lobster of fruit.
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peachfront9h ago
but avocado / guacamole is awfully widespread for this to be the case?
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