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RE: https://mastodon.social/@bagder/116216352260770844 You know what they say about the best satire being indistinguishable from reality… 📝 c7811007…

Yeah, sorry, no. I will defend the Palestinian and Iranian people to the death but Hamas and the Islamic Republic can fuck right off. And I’ll have words with anyone who tries to tell me – a guy whose own birthplace is under the tyrannical rule of an Islamist today – otherwise.

Sorry, that’s unfair of me… maybe I’ll start donating after I start making more than their CEO does. Only seven million dollars or so to go.

I’m going to start donating to Mozilla just as soon as I start making more than they do a year. Just half a billion dollars to go.

Live your life so that when someone says “is he dead yet?” everyone doesn’t immediately know it’s you they’re talking about.

🎻 (In case it’s not apparent, it’s very small.)

RE: https://mastodon.scot/@andrewducker/116216684421040610 It’s not like sinking unarmed warships, is it, you bastards? 📝 d73b9352…

Remember folks, if you’re against Israeli soldiers sodomising Palestinian prisoners using knives, you’re antisemitic. Hey, asshole… yeah, you… got an “antizionism” meme for this one? Just leave it in the replies, you sick prick. https://apnews.com/article/israel-gaza-war-palestinians-p… #israel #inhumanity #settlerColonialism #ethnicCleansing #apartheid #genocide

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Right, that’ll teach me never to do an image search for “vial keyboard with nipple” again.

Thank you 💕