John Satsman

But you did it??

Joke’s on her. His mom did have the same name.

5 uncomfortable reasons you need to get out of bitcoin RIGHT NOW! 1. Bitcoin is dead. I know that the fake news media has said this hundreds of times before but this time it’s for real. And for this reason you should sell me yours right now, today so you don’t continue to get burned. 2. If you don’t have a cold card or whatever your cold wallet favorite podcast host is shilling for 5-25% off, your coins are going to be stolen today, better to sell them to me, right now BEFORE they get stolen for free…by North Korea or something. 3. Quantum has already killed bitcoin(see #1) I’m from the future that’s how I’m so sure this has happened. If you don’t sell your bitcoin to me RIGHT NOW, North Korea is gonna steal them from you, in collaboration with Alphabet (allegedly). 4. You’re not running a tor node. Because you didn’t do this, every time you look up a transaction chain analytics in collaboration with Mossad & the NSA can pinpoint your location and they know that you didn’t pay the $1.73 capital gaines tax on that bar of @SoapMiner soap. They’re coming for you. Better to sell them to me RIGHT NOW and say you lost them in a boating accident. 5. You didn’t put up $900-several million dollars in mining equipment to get your bitcoin KYC free. This means that when the records from your favorite exchange inevitably get leaked by an AI Agent, everyone will know how much bitcoin you have and what your transaction patterns look like. You know the french dudes that have been robbing all the crypto bros? They’re coming for you next. Better to sell them to me now so when they look at you, they see that you transferred them to me (RIGHT NOW ) and they come wrench attack John Satsman instead of you and your new family. Bonus 6: You forgot to get 5 new passports which goes against flag theory. And we know that if you don’t obey flag theory you’re NGMI. It’s for these reasons that you should get out of bitcoin RIGHT NOW and send them to me.

No lo sé, pregunta @The Bitcoin Way

How is that hypocrisy?