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yeah, you heard me.

because they have a pathetic fear of "missing out" (what they are really missing out on, is saving money and spending it on something actually worth it)

i'm Gonna Zenless Zoink Out of my MIND! before i ZENLESS ZIP MY PANTS DOWN AND JERK MY ZENLESS ZIGZAG TO ZENLESS ZESTY ZONE ZERO ZENTAI AND GET ZENLESS ZAPPED BY A LIGHTING BOLT IN A ZENLESS ZONE THUNDERSTORM AND PAY ZENLESS ZILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT BECAUSE OF MY ZENLESS ZILLION DOLLAR HOSPITAL BILL and yell a ZENLESS ZOWIE ZIP CODE IN ZIMBABWE ZONE ZERO and go through a Zenless Zombification with Zenless Zoosexuality With Zoophiles In The ZONE ZERO and got ZERO FUCKS TO GIVE, looks like my Zenless Zing Zero Meth is kicking in, AJGDJDFGFGHHFSJHDJH!

anyone asking: "Why do smart fridges with LCD screen exist? and why does it need internet to work?" remember it's not "so they can advertise you". no. NO! it's so they can snitch on you to the police if the smart fridge detects you putting in something like cocaine or meth (or even weed) so they cut you off from using the fridge to lock you out of your food so you will starve before you go to jail. you think this is for fighting crime? for your safety? huh? no, obviously not. what if your smart fridge's ai "security system" detects your baking soda as crack cocaine? what if the police doesn't give a shit if it's baking soda or not? smart "fridges" are traps. government funded & ai-powered BOOBY TRAPS. stay safe and buy an old fridge without the shitty screens.

No Way, We Got Zack D Films YTP Before GTA6?! (cringe joke caption sry)

ugh... "dont want to admit" huh? YOU THINK THAT'S WORTH STARTING A WAR?! god, this "Epstein Files" Bullshit is getting ridiculous.

"TIL: Trans + goons, basically a projection." in some cases, yes. but you don't have to pretend like your a clean virgin who doesn't "Goon". sometimes it's okay to admit you watch porn but it's never okay to accuse or project your shit on someone else. this applies to both sides.

"Was Cicero a Diddy Blud?" nah, he good.

Iran FROM THIS RATIO

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